Everything Wrong With The Slamther

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
07/28/2016 at 13:52 • Filed to: None

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1: The mess that is the front end currently (tone ring snapped and popped off the wheel speed sensor connector during hard braking, causing me to lose ABS, and sending me into the back of my buddy’s Corolla. Yup.)

2: The driver’s side rear window doesn’t work.

3: What’s A/C?

4: Certain areas of clearcoat are nonexistent.

5: Awful grinding noise from backing plates rubbing on the rims.

6: Side-exit muffler delete makes it sound like a cross between a Lexus ISF, and ass.

7: Awful grinding noise from my DIY exhaust hangers.

8: Tire rub (lower your car, they said...)


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
07/28/2016 at 14:02

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Wait what?


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
07/28/2016 at 14:02

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Just to be clear, nobody told you to lower this.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Slant6
07/28/2016 at 14:03

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GOD DID


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
07/28/2016 at 14:07

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The mess that is the front end currently (tone ring snapped and popped off the wheel speed sensor connector during hard braking, causing me to lose ABS, and sending me into the back of my buddy’s Corolla. Yup.)

We need pics


Kinja'd!!! vicali > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
07/28/2016 at 14:10

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stuck on #1

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Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
07/28/2016 at 14:20

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He was stopped around a blind curve for a duck. I decided to just slam on the brakes and see what happened, because there was oncoming traffic and the curb would have taken off both my oil and trans pan. I wasn’t counting on the tone ring snapping, knocking out the connector and causing the wheel to lock up. Oh well.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > vicali
07/28/2016 at 14:21

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I can’t tell what was more boneheaded, me just praying, or him stopping around a blind corner for a duck.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
07/28/2016 at 14:21

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Sigh. Well that car lasted about a month before it got crunched.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Spridget
07/28/2016 at 14:25

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Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
07/28/2016 at 14:26

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Don’t worry, I fixed it.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
07/28/2016 at 14:28

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Now you are going to have to write a post.. Don’t worry - you are not the first or the last to pull a bonehead move in a car;

Back when I had my sweet 86 toyota 4x4 I had just put awesome speaker boxes and subs into the xtra cab space.. My music was so good that I didn’t hear the lady down the alley honking at me while I pulled out in front of her. I managed to wipe the front right off of her 1985 Citation.. $1000 was no joke for my highschool butt.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
07/28/2016 at 14:48

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Oh good. Glad damage was minimal.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
07/28/2016 at 14:58

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Eh, that doesn’t look that bad.